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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

09.06.2025 03:30

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Why do I have an itch in my labia, white gooey and thick discharge which doesn't have a smell but my vagina does sometimes and both me and my partner do not have STDs, what is it?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

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“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

-mwahh

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this: